I'm devilishly handsome, I have a girlfriend and everything to prove it. - I'm super clever, I have a degree and a waterskills one badge. - I build fire better than Ray Mears . - I ride bikes in skips. - I once learned how to hypnotise women but then I got drunk and forgot how. - I'm super sociable. - I'm a darn good swimmer, someone once mistook me for a shark, they only didn't know I wasn't a shark because they saw my waterskills one badge. - Im very good for moral. - I'm fully trained in operating farm machinery. - I'm interested in wider things like space and stuff. - I once touched a kid. - Im a world record breaking robotic dancer. - I'm a Director at SDMV responsible for Slingshot